guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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