So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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