R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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