I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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