If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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