: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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