i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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