i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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