She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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