im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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