Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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