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i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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