Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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