I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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