Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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