just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Randomize
