I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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