how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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