i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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