I accidentally had phone sex last night
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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