god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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