I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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