so that wasnt chicken after all
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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