the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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