I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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