Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
it's like iHOP with fire
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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