we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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