Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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