butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You dont lie about slip and slides
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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