I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
