But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
God I need to hump something, right now.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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