If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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