do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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