Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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