Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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