i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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