what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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