what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
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