Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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