Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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