No, you can still breathe under the balls.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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