lets start a swedish sibling band together
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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