At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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