Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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