You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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