Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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