either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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