I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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