He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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