i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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