Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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