It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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