This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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