dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
that's an acceptable place to lick
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
NoShamevember. You game?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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