Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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